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Yes - we really are that confident that you and the person you give this present to will love this calendar. Funny gag gift for moms and dads that has a new crying baby for each of the 12 months of 2020! every month you turn a page to unveil the new image of a baby crying it’s heart out! Full color, crystal clear photographs of crying babies are printed on thick, sturdy paper - making this 2020 wall calendar the best gift for any new or expectant mothers! Makes the perfect gift for the holidays! do you have a new mommy in your family? maybe your parents just miss having a baby around? This wall calendar is the perfect gift for them this year! Don’t miss out! 11” x 17” when open means that this calendar is the perfect size to fit on any alcohol filled refrigerator or office wall.
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1. OUR FRIENDLY FOREST
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| Brand | OUR FRIENDLY FOREST #ad |
| Manufacturer | Green Straw LLC #ad |
| Height | 6.12 Inches |
| Length | 6.12 Inches |
| Weight | 0.09 Pounds |
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2. Knock Knock
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| Height | 6.5 Inches |
| Length | 4.5 Inches |
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3. LimaLima
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| Height | 0.39 Inches |
| Length | 8.66 Inches |
| Width | 6.3 Inches |
| Part Number | 1025 |
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4. Thingamagift
#adFunny Retirement Gift for Men, Women, Employees, Coworkers, Friend, Boss, Colleague, Out of Business Cards with Stainless Steel Case
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| Height | 0.2 Inches |
| Length | 5 Inches |
| Weight | 0.13 Pounds |
| Width | 2.6 Inches |
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5. 10L0L
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Three different club ink pen: with free quality aluminium alloy ink pen and plastic greeN LAWN. The 6" l driver has red ink, the 5. 75" l putter has blue ink and the 5. 75" l wedge has black ink. Moveable golf cart handle: Adjustable to suitable for any desk flat by the simulate golf cart handle, as well as working rubber wheels. Satisfaction guarantee: we take pride in delivering top quality products and are offer our friendly 90 day money back guarantee in case you are not 100% satisfied and wish to return the product for ANY reason.
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| Height | 3.11 Inches |
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| Weight | 0.62 Pounds |
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| Height | 0.06 Inches |
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7. Puzzle Press
#adFunny Gag Gift for New Moms and Dads, Joke Present for Parents of New Baby, Crying Babies Calendar, 2020 Wall Calendar, Large 11" x 17" When Open
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| Height | 0.1 Inches |
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8. NobleWorks
#adNobleWorks, 50th Birthday Card, Big & Funny Celebration Bday Card with Envelope 8.5 x 11 Inch J4869BDG
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A proud board member of the Greeting Card Association, its non humor division - is an award winning brand. About the card - keeping us jobs at home, thick, snow white cardstock, most of our products are Made in the USA and Canada for almost 40 years. Print on demand technology reduces waste and further minimizes environmental impact. Turning 50 is no easy feat. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience. Use our elegant, hilarious stationery to personalize and write your Extra Large Birthday wish for him. Instead of a serious birthday greeting, high quality, give them a witty reminder on what they can expect as they turn 50 and officially a part of AARP. We are here to serve whether you purchased our fold over stationary note cards directly from us or from authorized resellers.
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| Height | 0.01 Inches |
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| Weight | 0.09 Pounds |
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